ask me things
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
things that make you feel powerful
- matching lace underwear
- heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
- red lipstick
- perfect coal black eyeliner
- curled hair
- freshly done nails
- cute new clothes
and men think the reason we get dressed up to impress them
there are like 20 hot girls for every 3 okayish looking guys
"I don’t blame men, I blame patriarchy" okay, well, enjoy your alternate universe where men aren’t the primary beneficiaries, perpetuators, and enforcers of patriarchy, I guess
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
All I want in life is for someone to sit on the front porch with me and watch thunderstorms.
“ I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence. ”
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
everyone who likes coconut water is lying